The Matrimony saga...in communications lingoo

Being married is a bliss....that's what is the summary of one month tenure experience... well??? more _____ infinite years remain to explain the rest????

Today I wish to share something which I so call as " Matrimony saga" ....phhsshh...so why m i writing abt this?? well.... though being married m surrounded with so many RSGs { Rocking spinsters group...I was part of this a month ago ;) }....

So lets get to the saga.... Talking in a communications angle...my colleague put up a very hillarious but a serious point.... Oops!! thats contradictory.... When attaining marriageable age, A girl becomes a brand..... which can be promoted through Above the line advertising, below the line advertsing and Public relations...

Above the line advertising... may not actually mean billboards and road shows..:D BUT Matrimonial sites do the same work now.....:P....... Success Rates may depend upon the registration hits and parameters set.....:P

Below the line advertising.... may not actually being distributing pamphlets or sticking the posters on wall...but taking the gal out to wedding not only of relatives but also of friends..... Success rates completely depend upon the dressing sense, presence of elderly mamis and the most important good looking hunks in the occasion.......

Now at last comes my favvvvv Public relations.....Though we cannot use media relations.... It may surely have lots of facets to it.... a) word of mouth.... added with image management...
An example of this would be "I heard Mrs Iyer has a girl.. how is she??....the word of mouth says Ohh shee... wears short skirts.. comes home with boys...my god what a family....oops!! thats looks like wrong image through word of mouth....hmmmm b) Reference ... U might have heard about " Refer an Employee" now "Refer a Bride" .... and vice versa... A combo of Word of mouth + Image management + Referalls = Suitable Bridegroom and vice versa.....
Success rates completely depend upon the trials...not the court trials u silly but how many times u guys tries the combo......

Wasnt that something....yeah.....thanks my dear colleague...like in Hindi as they say " में ही क्यूँ पच्तवुन" I wish her all the best sply to her mommy dearest....."becoz mums worry the most"....:P..to get a great guy and surpass the matrimony saga soon.....